Eadreel! Those are some really good ones...kind of hit home in a number of ways. Thanks for sharing.

Soooo.... maybe that's why I cease to get the respect I am due when I put on my "Official Captain X-Ray Superhero Leotard" and run, at breakneck speed (rumbling in my flab) across Metropo City to save the people of the world from the dreaded bastions of evil from the planet "Glob," FAT.