Me have fridge, haf tu in sunny CA!!!!!!

Celery
All kinds of lettuces (chiefly romaine and butter)
Tomatoes
Cauliflower
Brocolli
Green Onions

All different kinds of thick, gloppy salad dressings, organic, but of course

Ahi Tuna
Salmon
Red Trout
Chicken Legs and Thighs
Whole Chicken
Lamb Chops
Every kind of steak you can think of
Hamburger

Eggs
Butter

WATER, WATER, WATER

Me almost Neanderthin, got tu haf my dressing!
(Can't beat on chest, two massive mounds of flesh in the way!!)