I not only have a utility belt for my "Official Spider Man-like, Captain X-Ray Web Material and Sticky Stuff" so I can climb up the sides of grass-covered Vegetarian restaurants to free the occupants therein from their own unhealthy life styles...and the sprouts, croissants, and unfathomable "Art Works" from their awful fate, and, of course, my sharp pointy stick thingy that I hunt wild animals on the plains with, but I also have my "Official Captain X-Ray Criss-Cross Bandelero Thingy" which holds all of my "Official Captain X-Ray Special FAT Absorbing Bullets" for those times when the FATs have me surrounded and are closing in! Enough small talk! I must again away...There is a signal in the clouds of Metrapo City...wait...HELLO...It's the Captain X-Ray Sign! Yes! No Mistake! I can see those outlines of the fat thighs in the clouds from here! It must be IMPORTANT! AWAAAAAAY!