I was at 7-11 last night, intent on only buying some diet soda for work. And then I saw it.

In the energy drink section, there was a brand called Whoop-Ass.

I just had to Open Up A Can Of Whoop-Ass<small>(tm)</small>

The can says, "revitalizes attitude and restores faith in mankind"
The warning on the label: "Not recommended for people who shouldn't drink it. (you know who you are.)"

I think I burned off the carbs laughing. (And bouncing off the walls at work from the guarana, sugar, ginseng, ginko, cola nut, and whatever the heck else was in it.)

Oh well - back on the wagon. Gonna go cook some eggs now.