...you find yourself washing the same pots and pans 5 or 6 times a day because you're cooking so much.

...you buy a 6-pack of bacon at the warehouse club but don't bother to freeze any of it because it'll all be cooked and eaten by the weekend anyway.

...you increase the size of the casserole you're cooking for dinner to be sure you have a good portion for the next morning's breakfast.

...in the time that it once took you to put your socks and shoes on and get out the door for work, you're now able to get dressed, feed the dog, cook and eat an omelette with mushrooms, cheese and bacon AND wash the dishes.

...you no longer have to pretend that the seat belt on your side of the car malfunctions.

...you pity the poor people who will have to eat all that crappy Easter chocolate and grab up all the hard boiled eggs for yourself instead.

...you overhear your significant other say, "Aww, not shrimp, steak and Ceasar salad again tonight"...

...you nearly crash your car on the way home from work because you're jotting down ideas to share on the lowcarb forum.

...you're able to produce the most incredible triple decker chocolate layer cake using only a half package of bbq pork rinds, a single packet of Splenda, a dash of soy sauce and 6 dozen eggs.

...the space on your dining room table that was once occupied by your bread basket is now home for your handy-dandy pill organizer that holds the 15 suppliments you gladly take each day.



Donald