Yeah, I'm nuts. I might not even be human. Why? I hate (I mean, really hate!) lettuce. I don't know why. It really doesn't have much of a taste, and the texture isn't that odd. But that stuff will my dry heave like a cat with a mammoth hairball.

Here's my question: Are there any other freaks like me out there? Have you found a suitable replacement for the green stuff? I'mm sure that it's important for the digestive system, but man, I cringe just thinking about that stuff!