1) when asked over for dinner, you ask "what are you making", which before would be taboo. If it isn't low carb, you eat before you go then only have the salad.

2) Mayo is always on your shopping list, no matter how many times you go shopping

3) you are the cheapest drunk around........I have found low carbing, I can no longer handle barely any alcohol.'

4) there is never room in your freezer as it is always full with meat...