You know you're a hard core low carber when:

-Visions of whoosh fairies dance in your head.

-Your tape measure gets as much action as your bathroom scale.

-Your ability to do math up to and including the number "20" has improved significantly.

-You understand what BMR, LBM, LC, WOE and WOL mean.

-You eat steak for breakfast.

-You stop saying Ewwwwww in response to Pork Rinds.

-You KNOW that peanuts are not nuts.

-You worry about eating ENOUGH!