When you look at a vending machine full of candy bars and chips and complain "There's nothing to eat in here!"

When they name a new brand of bottled water after you in honor of how much you've consumed.

When the restroom at your workplace has a stall permanently reserved just for you.

When you eye your co-worker's low fat lunch and ask "Are you actually going to eat that?"

When your local health food store dedicates a new low carb isle in your honor.

When commercials for low fat products make you laugh hysterically.

When you can quote word for word from Dr. Atkins' book without looking.

When your local butcher sends you thank-you notes and birthday cards to thank you for your patronage.

When your local health food store calls you to tell you that they just got a new shipment of Atkins products in so you can have first pick without you asking them to.