A few more hard core LC indicators:

1) You drink Udo's Blend. Straight. And like it.

2) You spend all day perfecting your recipe for making cheesecake from Heavy Whipping Cream, Splenda, Extra Virgin Olive Oil, and Pork Rinds because others keep complaining that it is just missing something.

3) You take your Wendy's burger and a bag of seeds to the park and eat both the burger and the seeds. Yet the birds still love you.

The second one is a take off from one that was in a list on the Lighter Side forum - I just loved it.