I am no stranger to the darn things either. 2 kids...and well, you all know.
There is a laser procedure that can banish them. I have a friend who did it, and yes it works, but it is really costly...so you have to want to remove them pretty bad

I am not ' buddies' with my stretch marks by any means, but I really am used to them...and I do not think others notice them, as much as we all think they do !