That's funny, rhubarb.... I had to chuckle when I read your post. I LOVE coffee and haven't given it up (yet) but I reallly love it with creme AND sugar. I've learned to live without the sugar, but the other morning, being half-asleep, I instinctively scooped up a teaspoon of sugar and then snapped, "Aaaaaack!! That stuff is POISON!!!" That was my proud moment for the week