My name is Sigmund and I vant to talk to you about your farder.

Please lie on zee couch and vee shall begine.

Firstly how long since you hab been taking zee less carbs.

I see.....

Vell my dear I tink you are having zee repressed glucose ego reaction. In this werry rare condition der lack of insulin interacts with the oestrogen production and causes a prostaglandin rush resulting in a super ego confusion of the mind

Der warm glow feeling and der sweating at night is not unfortunateley the sexual drive or the id in hyperactivity but, my liebshing, the bursting of the hot water bottle.

I wish to pursue der meaning of your dreams in a positive manner and advise low carb bromide in your tea which should help your husband sleep at night.

Vat ever you do, keeping taking the sauekrout and sausage (sorry, freudian slip) and that will be 2000 marks.