LOL! You can't keep quiet long enough to bask in your perfect number.

There was some sort of game, I think translated from Japanese or Korean or something, where one of the characters laughs evilly and says "All of your bases are belong to me". Which I think translates into "I'm wiping your measly (game-related) existence off the face of the universe with my superiority". Anyway, this horrible translation became embedded into the gamer culture in a number of ways and really is shameful gloating... which is ever so fun.

Another way of saying this would be, "My buffalo owns your lobsters", or if I want to be a little cooler, a little hipper, I'd say, "My buffalo pwnz your lobsters". And now we're getting a bit into D3wd-speak or l33t-speak, depending on your frame of reference. And if you want to learn to talk like that, I think there is no better teacher than The Bard.