What a laugh you all are! And, Scotsman, you are evil, and even funnier for it!

The incredible shrinking fairy - I will look out for him or her too!

And as for the little male fairy with the beard, does anyone remember the fairy story of the elves and the shoemaker, well I think he might be a bit like one of those? Perhaps a distant relative?

Keep up the humour, it all helps!

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