So, we all love the whoosh fairy, don't we. But I think I know who she is. Who does this sound like to you?
• knows if you've been naughty or good
• never actually been seen
• brings you what you want, but only if you are good!
• only comes when you're asleep ('he knows when you're awake!')

I think you've guessed! I think our whoosh fairy just might have a beard! Perhaps he's got rid of his round tummy and is now long, lean and beautiful from low-carbing!

Please come and see me and all my friends here, Mr Woosh Fairy!, we've been good, honest we have!

Last Chance