How I love thee, bacon and mayo
I shall eat thee every day-o.
Salads are a bunch more fun now.
How I'd love to eat a whole cow.
Also pigs are fun to eat.
Pork roast, fried ham, what a treat.
Cheese and mayo, also good.
You should try it, yes you should.
Fried eggs, cooked eggs, eggs galore.
Think I'll have a couple more.
Butter on my broccoli,
'Scuse me now... I have to pee.....