*sigh* so, like 3 times a year, my company reorganizes the entire office to shake things up and keep it interesting i guess. well, i just got stuck in an office with this chick who has a file cabinet drawer full of crap- from every little debbie everything u could ever imagine, all kinds of granola bars, poptarts, etc, etc- just about every non perishable sweet u could imagine. in addition to that, she has 3 HUGE candy dishes on her desk. so, she's been asking me all day "want some chocolate?", "want some gummy worms?", "want some jelly beans?" the 1st time i told her "no thank you, i don't eat sweets", now i feel like a broken record "no thank you", "no thank you", "no thank you". ugh. take a hint b!tch! sheesh- thank god my weakness is potato chips and other salty carb stuff and not sweets because even me- who doesn't even really care for sugar wants to eat a stupid sour patch kid to shut her up LoL man- its really freekin annoying.

and to boot- i have another chick in the same office- theres 3 of us. i dont know the other one, but i've heard she's quiet- thank god. but this other chick is really going to test my patience. already today- since she got here 3 hours ago, she's told me about her marital problems, an affair that she's having with some other guy who works here, her very poor parenting, etc, etc, etc. so then shes all like "i wonder why tiffany (the other girl) isnt here..." so im like i dunno. and she's like "she has a kid the same age as ours... (mines 3, hers is 2, and i guess tiffany's is 4 and she's like...)... atleast we have something in common" so, i can imagine she's going to be the type to compare the 3 of our kids. like "oh you're kid wasn't potty trained till he was 3, mine was 2..." ... "oh, your baby isnt rolling over yet? mine rolled over when she was 2 days old... yours is how old? 4 months?" she really seems like one of those. this should be fun *sigh*

she's a complainer and a hypochondriac as far as i can tell already. she has a migraine, she's hungry, shes tired, "someone shoot me", i didn't get any sleep last night, i forgot to take my meds so dont mind if im a little "off", how many times is my phone going to ring today (umm thats your job chickie- to answer it), whens my lunchbreak (as if she doesnt know), i lost 15 pounds last week because i didnt eat all week, i have 3 drs appointments next week, my back hurts- i think i slept wrong (ummm- i thought u didn't get any sleep?), i have a headache, i have a stomache ache.

oh my goodness thank god i have a 3 year old and have mastered the art of selective hearing.

im sure you'll hear many more vents about this one.