I'm expecting a full-scale assault at some point. Having determined the olive oil incident to be a murder, I realized that it must be the desperation of the carbs being phased out. Healthy foods have staged a sneaky takeover of the entire kitchen... even the baking section. Whole wheat flour, whole grain cereals, sugarfree chocolate syrup... gradually, so as not to arouse the suspicion of the 13-yr-old. He can ferret out changes in the cookies pretty well, but I'm up to about 3/4 "healthy" ingredients, sneaking in whole grains, sneaking out the sugar...

Today I made stir-fry with pork and veggies, but "forgot" to make rice. He lived. He even ate double the veggies he usually would.

No wonder the remaining carby stuff feels threatened....