LMAO!! You are too much! My man would let his clothes pile up to the ceiling rather than wash them and he knows I have slight O/C with uncleanliness so when I try to do things like that he will purposely leave things laying around. He is Mexican so the one thing I do sometimes is to overload his food with REALLY hot peppers, MAwhahahaha! He always says "Hmm, you are mad at me, aren't you" LMAO!