About 3 weeks ago, I got out of the shower and noticed for the first time in years that I actually had pubic hair and I could "see" it now! For years it had been hiding under my lower roll but now that lower roll is "movin on up, to the north side, to a deluxe department above my thighs" I am able to see it when I look in the mirror.

I should write a song about my fat rolls "movin on up" to the tune of the theme song to "The Jeffersons"