I have been combing through all the ice cream threads looking for what people like and don't like. Although the discussions have been incredibly helpful/informative, the knowledge I seek is a little more specific than what I've been able to find.

The ice cream I'm looking for is:

Chocolate
Phenomenal
Low Sugar Alcohols (no sugar alcohols?)

Although I don't seem to be sensitive to sugar alcohols, I'm still not that great with portioning (especially with ice cream!). The ramifications of consuming a pints (or more) worth of maltitol rich ice cream are a bit unnerving, to say the least. Although I probably eat ice cream only 3 times a year, when I do, I want to be able to wallow in it without having to worry about potentially wreaking havoc on my digestive system.

And although I'm primarily interested in low sugar alcohol ice cream, if you do have a chocolate ice cream that you absolutely worship but isn't low in sugar alcohols, please, do share.