Oof, you guessed wrong, sweetheart. But I have been WAITING for ANYbody in this happy thread to accuse me of being child-less Congratulations! You win the Veggie-burger!

Maybe re-read some of the past threads if you feel so inclined. You know, you should take it easy. By the way, what does your child THINK that you're cooking for dinner while you're hacking away on the ole' cutting board? Magical Meat? I'm sorry but you're making me laugh now with your supreme hoity-toidiness.

Please don't feel sorry for me - there's other living creatures that need your sympathy more.

Now sit down and have some green tea or something.