Can you cook a little? Make mock danish with cream cheese, eggs and artificial sweetner and vanilla. I put some unsweetened chocolate powder in mine today, made a double batch with 4 oz. cream cheese and two eggs. I baked it in the oven and it was delicous. About 600 calories. (I put mine in muffin tins and got about 8 and I munched them while watching football with the husband.)

Very nice treat! My cheese had 4 carbs, the splenda had 2, the eggs 1-2, and 4 for the cocoa powder, so about 12 carbs. You could leave out the cocoa and sprinkle some cinnimon on top instead.

Hope it helps,

Elihnig