OMG! I lost it laughing at your post. I know exactly what you mean. If I had to measure just above the nipple, I would get my chest and waist measurements together in one shot! Being a 48 FF, you can't imagine what I go through. And my hips, well, that is another story all together. Is it under the hanging stomach part of the hips or over the hanging stomach part of the hips?

Again, another problem exclusive to the TDC.