Well....there's one thing that's almost right:

Several studies being presented at an American Heart Association (news - web sites) meeting on nutrition and heart disease showed the same thing -- Americans eat too much overall, they eat too much fat, and they do not eat enough fruits, vegetables and high-fiber foods. Reporters were briefed on the San Francisco meeting in a telephone news conference.

Now....This is more accurate:

Several studies being presented at an American Heart Association (news - web sites) meeting on nutrition and heart disease showed the same thing -- Americans eat too much overall, they eat too much unnatural fat, and they do not eat enough natural fruits, natural vegetables and natural high-fiber foods. Reporters were briefed on the San Francisco meeting in a telephone news conference.

That's better!