Sounds like the fool is desperately trying to appear shocking, witty, and entertaining, unfortunately he is neither of those things. I don't even know why he would use atkins as a topic; almost everyone knows at least 1 person who lost a ton of weight on atkins, he just looks like an ass when he says upfront that you will gain weight on it. He should have went the way most atkins detractors go by admitting atkins works, but still bashing it (because you can "only eat raw meat and cheese by bucketfulls" and therefore lose your appetite ;D).