My son and I were sitting together on the couch and he looked at me and said, "You smell like rotten eggs.". I asked how he knew it was rotten eggs. He answered, "because I smelled your breath."

I also have a kind of fur on my teeth. My gums are getting there work out with the
tooth brush.

I have bad breath, therefore I must be loosing!

Press on my bad breathed loosers.