OK. Here's the real story behind my user name.
Here in Maine, it's not unusual to see someone parked alongside the road selling something. So one day while DH and I were out, we noticed a guy by the side of the road selling winches out of the back of his pickup.

He had a sign, "Wenches for Sale." DH says me to me, "If they're bawdy, I'll take two!"

The rest is history.

PS: Did you guys notice I rank a steak now?