and i thought i was the only one whos had a funny dream,

mine was being invited around to a dinner party at a friends house,
i remember being asked if the menu was o.k. for my diet,
it was perfect, just what an atkins dieter would love for dinner,

but they forgot to warn me about the dessert. APPLE TURNOVER.
I hadnt noticed and just dived in, then my mouth told my brain
something was not right the crisp crunch as i bit throught the crust
the too sweet flavour of sweetened apple..
i woke up in a sweat..

never thought i would have nightmares about FOOD.