Needing a bra with a cups in the back (as well as cups in the front, of course) to support my rolls...
Not having the back seam of my jeans cut into my tailbone all day, because my belly was taking up all the allowed room..
And once again--tunic tops! I will never wear another tunic top. I've had my fill.
Most of all--I don't ever want to hear my grandson (6 yrs old) again tell me that I have the biggest bottom of anyone he's knows..