What I don't miss:

- Looks of disgust from total strangers.
- Worrying if my fat behind is going to fit in the airline seat. Also, worrying if this is the time I'll need to ask for a seat belt extension.
- Acid reflux and gas from eating carbs.
- Food comas from eating big meals laden with too many carbs.
- Worrying if I'll be able to fit into a booth at a restaurant.
- Not having a waist.
- Dropping food and having it land on my bosom. Now I've got a lap to drop food on!
- Tugging on the car seat belt to get it to fit and stay in the correct position.
- Not having to turn our pillowtop mattress every month because I was making lumps in it from my bulk.
- Turning sideways in the shower so the plastic liner didn't stick to me.

'Nuff for now....

Cheers, y'all!