Hmmm.. after reading the "Myths about thin people" thread I'm inspired to add an amendment to #5.

Fat people aren't automatically jealous of thin people.

Like Dr Phil says...

"If you have a crappy marriage, unruly children, a dead-end job, a generally miserable existance..losing weight alone won't fix that. You'll be THIN, but you'll still have a crappy marriage, unruly children.....etc. Being thin will not automatically fix your whole life!