Sigh. . .

Why do these people always claim we "gobble" pork rinds. . . or "Pig out" on bacon . . . or "chow down" on beef and cheese. . . or "fill up" on High-fat fare?

We're the gluttonous pigs, while they are the sensible ones?

Perhaps we should talk about the way they "stuff themselves" with bananas, "gorge" on oatmeal, and "scarf" buckets starch-and-cellulose-laden fare.