Wow! That's amazing. I'll bet that the theory can be taken even further. I am going to run right out an buy all of the equipment I need to be intraveiniously fed so that I can avoid all of the damage that I am doing by moving. And the chewing, God, can you imagine how many years that I have already chewed off of my life. By my calculations, if I do not move again from now on, I should live to be at least 200 years old.

Oh crap, I didn't take this typing into account, now it is only 199 years. Damn, I have to stop, I am typing my life away. Must...try...to...hit...Submit...without...moving...too...much.