Demi:

from Amazon's more product info or whatever it's called:

""Cropped pants make any woman look like a stunted man."

If you're only 5 feet tall, cropped pants are the only ones out there these days that don't trip you up.Petite doesn't cut it . Petite pant lengths usually stop at 28" inseams. I need at least a 27" inseam, and that's in pants that shrink when washed.

And I really should plunk my money down and invest in a good bra. I've been sewing the strap "adjusters" down in the shortest notch, but so far, it's: Tits 80, bras 40. The tits still go southward while the back of the bra rides up to my shoulder blades. Cheap bras, I guess. Or 60 year old tits.....

But really, all this has been helpful. At least in an informative way. Mostly I have just decided that I am short all over. For example, I have to turn down a regular turtleneck about three times in order to breath. A mock turtleneck reaches all the way to my chin.

Except for Birkenstocks, I wear children's sized shoes, as they tend to be wider. So you can imagine what a fashion plate I am.

Kay, the amazing stunted man