Ah've got a code in mah nose, too.

Alka-SeltzerPlus is my cold med of choice. The inactive ingredients -- acesulfame potassium, aspartame, citric acid, flavors, magnesium stearate, maltodextrin, sodium bicarbonate, sorbitol -- sound fairly safe. Perhaps 1 carb for the maltodextrin? Right now relief is more important than haggling over one or two carbs.

Bottoms up!