While I'm dying (as in ) to try the turkey soda, I still can't have anything by mouth. I have the tube because they had to cut a hole in my esophagus to remove the scar tissue --- and if I eat or drink anything right now - it would likely get infected. Hate to think what's in that soda... now I'll have to go off and think of a suitable photoshop offering for fermented turkey and 'tators....