Okay! If you don't mind a few nitrates now and then (and I don't--about once a week) here ya go!

WalMart--Gwaltney
A lot of other stores--John Morrel (just watch the John Morrel because some has sugar, some don't.

Hot Dogs & Lunch Meats--Foster Farms (turkey franks ONLY!) and some of their lunch meats don't have sugar, AND they're affordable!

Saweetie, if it has sugar in it and it shows no carbs on the label, then it probably falls into that less than one carb area and they don't have to show it. Say 2 pieces of bacon had .75 carbs in them and you ate 4 pieces--well, there's 1.5 carbs you didn't even know about.