Oh now see, I was drinking when I read that and now I gotta wipe off the monitor.....

That was funny.

The gum thing I am not so sure about but if Dr. Atkins said don't chew it, then don't chew it.

Did you know the average American chews like 24 pounds of gum each year? Since I chew about three sticks every decade, you folks are really chewing the hell out of the stuff....

Max