Here's what I'd have --

Breakfast:

1 Bowl of Cherrios w. Whole Milk
2 Diet Colas (made with Splenda)
2 Buttermilk Pancakes
4 Strips of Bacon

Lunch:

2 Slices of Roast Beef
2 Sides of Mashed Potatoes (w. Au Jus)
1 Side of Green Beans
1 Large Root/Birch Beer**
2 French Rolls

Dinner:

16 oz. Prime Rib
1 Baked Potato
1 Side of Bacon Cheese Fries*
2 Buttermilk Biscuits
2 Diet Colas (made with Splenda)
1 Root Beer Float

*French Fries covered with Monterrey Jack, Cheddar Cheese, and Bacon Bits.
**I'd take Diet if someone would finally make a Diet Root or Birch Beer that tastes any good and is the proper color. Dark Red is the color of the Birch Beers I used to get when I lived in Orlando.