Hey Mr. Apple and Mrs. Pear,
It has been lonely for me, since they separated us. I also miss your kids. They are such SWEET children. Say hello to Berry, Nana, Peachie, Datie, and Grapie.

Say, have you heard the latest ? They are mixing me with water, and then feeding us to rats, trying to assess whether 10 gallons of us cause the rats to age faster.

Would Laurel be the same without Hardy ? Would Abbott be the same without Costello ? Would Romeo be the same without Juliet ? Tea without Sympathy ? Brave without Daring ? Sand without Sea ? Hugs without Kisses ? Why is it that low-carbers think that I would be the same without you ?

I long for the day when we can be back together, once again sharing our affections with one another, and providing people with an excellent source of nutrition, and some get-up-and-go for those that now can only get up.

Until Then,
Sincerely Yours,
Sugar