I can just TRY to fight the mental picture of "drug-testing-like" taking and measuring of the sample...<snicker> NOT exacty something that would put ME "In the mood".....

Whatever works, I guess! It beats "going on and on" about how much better he'd feel, etc... I'm glad it didn't take you long to figure out that THAT doesn't work.

BTW...(pardon ahead of time!), it DOES give "come aboard" a WHOLE new meaning......