LMAO here also! DH is sitting here reading these with me and we're getting a real kick out of the answers.

He weighs himself before he goes to bed to determine how many times he has to get up in the middle of the night to pee and weigh himself again until he gets the desired results!!!!

Poor guy! You guys think you've got it bad! It must be his over 50 yr old bladder or else he's an addict for sure! LOL!!