1/ You won't weigh yourself with wet hair

2/ If you see good news, you accept it and celebrate. If it's bad, you reweigh yourself to double check. Then you triple check

3/Your first thought in the morning is about what you weigh today

4/You get on the scale as soon as you get up, but don't consider it real until after you've gone to the bathroom and reweighed.

5/You take off your watch and hair clips

6/You have wondered how much your glasses weigh

7/You have tried standing in different positions to see if you can change the number

8/ You have stumbled into the bathroom to pee in the middle of the night and found yourself checking the scale

9/You have had fantasies that your scale is wrong and if you got a new one, it might tell you you weigh five pounds less than this one does.

10/You don't buy a new scale for fear it will tell you really weigh five pounds MORE!



any additions?