PepsiMax,

This sounds wierd but I actually dreamt about you last night! I was at a party and recognised you -tucking into a huge plate of mashed potatoes and peas (just when you thought no-one would find out!). Anyway, I did the same, and we agreed not to tell anyone else on this board.

God, I'm sad (the same dream also featured an erotic encounter with Ben Afleck later on - don't worry - you had gone by then). I don't even remotely fancy him! I think this is my brain getting payback for my Creme Brulée moment...