T-Shirts

"I survived Induction and all I lost was weight"
"My friend went LC and lost "x" amount of pounds and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt"
"If you don't hand my children sugary candy, I won't hand yours Malitol"
"I can have my steak and eat it to"
"This body was a shrine to fat, now it just eats it"
"Keep your rice cake, I'm having the LC cheesecake!"