Ah Ha!
While having lunch this afternoon I discovered the true purpose of bread. I had carefully prepared my breadless sandwich ... roast beef, chicken breast, lettuce, tomato, pickle, onion, and on top? .... A spoonful of Mayo.

I sat down very lady-like, lifted the breadless sandwich to my mouth ... took a bite ... pulled it away ... and inhaled a nose full of mayo! It looked very dignified.

The true purpose of bread is to keep the mayo out of you nose!