I totally agree, if we don't get brave enough to take a look and be aware of the rolls, the size and number. (I know, yeuch), how can we know when they've got smaller or dissappeared. Even our nearest and dearest may not be brave enough to say " Hey honey I've noticed that you've only got 3 rolls under your boobs instead of 4" I think this may be a "go it alone area". but you can share in here.
While we're on the subject I'm not getting bitten by the broken loo seat either, my legs are now thin enough to avoid the crack, if I'm careful.