Hi Liz and welcome.

Sarcastic and rude eh? Well you are most definitly in the right place.

You must have some will power too say no to those goodies. The offices where i used to work are above a french bakery, used to sit there waiting for the smell of pain au chocolat to drift up telling me they were fresh out the oven! Was total hell though sitting and smelling that after i started LC

Does it have to be red wine? vodka or barcardi would be better on the carb count, but be warned alcohol and LC don't really mix as Lynda and myself discovered, one almighty hangover from hell is the nice way i refer to it!